Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx: bythehammerofthor94: deadjohn: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men’s pants...
“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me
glossylalia: When I say I want to go out, what I usually mean is dinner and drinks and drinks and MAYBE karaoke MAYBE, and home in bed before 1. Which, I mean…get on my level. FOREVER REBLOG
Please be way older than me…– What I whisper to myself when I encounter young looking successful and creative people. (via dustoffvarnya) *sigh* but they never are…
Glossylalia: Here’s part of the thing about being... →
glossylalia: Here’s part of the thing about being single when it seems like everyone around you is getting engaged. And you’re not jealous of them, because for most of them, you don’t want their lives. You don’t want them. You don’t want their partners… But for like 5 seconds it makes you miss things you… this…
soulofacityy: i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
: Ratchet Culture →
blackfoxx: I guess my thing is ratchet is more than doorknocker earrings and puffy jackets. I first heard the term used around the way to devalue a certain type of black women. Usually dark, usually poor, and usually with some connotation of devaluing black womens bodies and sexuality. And then used to…
You don’t pay no bills in this house.– African American Proverb (via setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain)
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you